Random Thoughts of an Unrandom Person

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via hasekuo)

thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

(via kdaisher)

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

(via housesofthegoldie)

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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(via assbuts-in-221b)

Anonymous said: I fingered my butt hole with Doritos oh my god my ass is on fire

lildicktornado:

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missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster, via james-boobcanan-barnes)

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

(Source: koolghoul, via lildicktornado)

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

(via lildicktornado)