Random Thoughts of an Unrandom Person

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6, via valross)

teamrocketing:

*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain

(via kdaisher)

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat, via bittersilence)

jenifersbody:

Butt first, lemme take a selfie

jenifersbody:

Butt first, lemme take a selfie

(via realwomenof)